
“Suggestions Similar to Joy Behar.” Ok, twitter.
“Suggestions Similar to Joy Behar.” Ok, twitter.
TONIGHT! I’m on a Comedy Central showcase at Westside Comedy Theater! It’s near the ocean! So I made this image for some reason! Tickets are here!
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An ipad for the wedding? Great idea, cat. #whatevercat
Doing God Hates Figs again this Tuesday, April 2nd @ 9:30p ~ UCBTLA. Come!
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This is my brilliant friend Emily’s show. Go to it, dammit!
Please enjoy this video of myself and @LPrangley dancing onstage with Big Boi at Governors Ball last year. We do music videos, serious requests only, pls. (I’m in the backpack and L is to my left)
Zen Diagram
Tomorrow is my birthday! Here is what I want most: To one day swim with awesome sea life, like sharks and whales and shit. But for that to happen there has to still be sharks and whales. So if you want to give me something, make a donation to Oceana. They are doing wonderful work to preserve earth’s oceans and they accept any amount as far as I can tell. Cool! Have a great day!
Photo by Amos Nachoum
We really hope that after watching this video of a seemingly abusive father giving out seemingly abusive fatherly advice that you’ll actually love hilarious Tony Sam the way we do.
Aha these make me sad and laugh. I laugh.
I got new headshots. Thanks to @mandeephoto
The JFL Montreal Comedy & Arts Festival is well under way in Canada having just announced their New Faces of Comedy for this year.
Congratulations to all the performers they got selected this year, which, by the way are as follows:
New Faces
Byron Bowers, Gina Brillon, Kevin Christy,…
Hey Canada!
My calendar isn’t working at the moment! But I will be at Keep it Clean at Public House Monday night. Also I will fix the calendar.
Meet @alicewetterlund, our Aristocrat of the Week and an amazing comedian. She’s starting a show in Silverlake, LA CA called the Drop in Show, 2nd and 4th Sundays at 8. That’s @thedropinshow for details, first show is 8/18!1. When was your first exposure to Twitter?
I started twitter…
It’s meeeeeeee
Gifs! Hey everyone, I’m posting for no reason like I’m a teenager.
Not to alarm you, but this show might cause you to literally crap your pants. GET EXCITED AND BRING A DIAPER because Dive Comedy is featuring the hilarity of ALICE WETTERLUND (MTV’s Girl Code), DOOGIE HORNER (America’s Got Talent), JEFF CERULLI (MTV & vh1), NATE FERNALD (Comedy Central) and …
For some reason this show is not showing up in my side-calendar thing, but I’m on it and you have to come to it!!!! Brooklyn. Monday.
I realize that if you’re on a computer you can see this calendar but SOME PEOPLE only look at stuff on their phones. So here’s your quick-reference list of places to see me saying stuff this week:
Sunday Night: Johnson &Wales University, RI. 8PM. With: Judah Friedlander & The Lucas Brothers
Monday Night: Dive Comedy at Freddy’s, 9PM. 627 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY
Tuesday Night: The Tony Show, UCB East, 9:30PM. 307 W 26th St, New York, NY
Wednesday Night: Big Terrific at Cameo Gallery, 8PM. 93 N 6th St, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY
Thursday Night: Comedy as a Second Language at Kabin,
9PM. 92 2nd Ave, New York, NY
Friday Night: Crappy Cinema Council at Over the Eight, 8PM. 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn, NY
Oh Ps. All these shows have other amazing comics on them so you should come to them even if you’re not into me.
Pps. Why aren’t you into me?!?!
Ppps. Whatever its fine I’m over it.
Pppps. Are you still there? No I know me neither… Call me.
Ohhh everything makes so much sense now!
Hey! Be sure to watch last nights episode of New Girl because I was in that shit and also please stop throwing away recyclables it drives me insane!!!!!!!